The title kinda gives it away.

Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the bracelet.

If I’m going to talk about Valentine’s Day, I’m going to make a Nirvana reference. All you need is Courtney Love. Except that you don’t. This is getting too complicated …

Keep chasing the rainbow, guys. We’ve got your back.

Generally, when lots of people get together and lie about who they are, it’s a singles bar. For everyone else, there’s World of Warcraft.

If you’re reading this, maybe the bill didn’t pass.

As one of the most influential books of the decade, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” is unfortunately hampered by sucking.

Who are you going to trust? Me, or some guy who writes textbooks for a living?

Your cat is not interesting. It says it right there in the title.

This is Trailer Park, the feature where I judge movies I have not seen solely on the basis of their previews. Some argue that this is not fair. I would counter-argue that it totally is.